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I'll put something clever here later.

dietcrush:

this is my favorite scene in twilight

dietcrush:

this is my favorite scene in twilight

(via 1like1prayer)

notpilots:

HEY YOUNGBLOOD’S 1000TH SALE GIVEAWAY

so this is for my etsy shop Hey Youngblood that reached 1000 sales yesterday and one winner will get:

-That’s Not Very Punk Rock of You Tshirt unisex S

-Monumentour Tshirt unisex M

-Man Overboard Vneck unisex M

-It’s A Metaphor Tshirt women S

-Pretty Odd Tshirt unisex XS

-It’s A Metaphor case for iPhone 5/5s

-no giveaway blogs

-only reblogs count

-worldwide free shipping

-winner will be chosen on August 31st

-my birthday ayyy

-have your ask box open

-if you really want that shirt check out my shop it’s only 20 bucks

(via hagridsbooty)

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(via hi)

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via hi)

buttchunks:

A living legend.

buttchunks:

A living legend.

(via pizza)

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

(via hi)

sluttyoliveoil:

pussy game unstoppable

sluttyoliveoil:

pussy game unstoppable

(via ruinedchildhood)

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

(via glitterhitler)

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

(via pizza)

knobs4lyf:

sublimesublemon:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg:

ezekieru:

benedurpcumberhurp:

thefireisrising:

pureblood-:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

THE DISCORD

FUCKIN KILL ME NOW

AUGGGGH MY EAAAAARS

Y̶̰̭̠͓̲ͭ̋ͣ̃̈́͘ŏ̮̙̺̠̝̦ͪͪ̾̈ͯ͟͠ű̘̜͒ ͩ̍͑͊̿ͬ́̆ͪ҉͔͚c̳̣͗̿͊ͅą̡̭̥̒ͤ͡n̗̲̪͔ͣ̚ ̃̈ͨ̎ͥ͊̓͂͜͏̩̣̳g̴̙͍͎̬̰̳̘͕͑̄͑̍ͣͭͩ̚ë̯̱̙̰̖͍̹́͆̾̇͞ͅt͙̝̖̮̘̟̳̩̹̓͐͢ ̷̨͍͖̘͉͊ͪ̑̀ͫ̚ͅȧ̴̻̘̟̞͉̜͓ͫ͐̓ͮ̌̒̎͟ͅd͚̬̈́ͬ͛́ͭ̚d̙̻ͧͨͨi͍̺̯̤͉̦̹ͤc̈ͮ҉͇͓̗̹̀t̂̊̿̽̾҉̟͕̻̹̫ẹ̵̰̐́d̿̌̃ͨ͏҉̘̝̱̟ ͬ̐͏̷̼̫̭͖̬͉̭̤t̢̛̞͔̺͇͈̖̰͖͐ͩ̋̃o̧͖̭̎̍̀̓̽͒͘ͅ ̓̐ͪͨ̚͏̸̪̗͓̮̜̗̰͈͢a͕̖̥̹͚̗̙̦̠ͦ͋̏͠ ̳͇̪̌̈͌́̔̇ͫ̈̚͡c̭͙̙̓̍͜e̴̓ͪ̌͏̠̖̠̹̙͇͖ͅͅŕ̢̞̺͎̗̹ͪ͝tͪ͋҉̴̨̰̜̮ạ͎̣͙̱̣ͥͨ̒̃ͪ̃͑̆̚î̴̛͚̞̭̯̾͆̊ͩͣn̢ͭ҉̡̞̱̰̮̻ ̖̱̮̿̈ͣͦ̊̏ͅḱ̙̗̚i̘͎̻͙̟̤ͨ̑ͦ̌ͅņ̗͕͋̿́̕d̸̢͕͕̙̺͚͚̯͎̽͋ͭ̂̄ͅ ̫̙̼̫͉̒ò̡̪͍̰̥̭̬̊̒͜f̥̗͙͎̪̦̗͖̥͌ͣ̽̽ͮ͗̄ͩ ͕͈̯̬̺̬̅̍ͪ̿ͯ͗͐͜s̨̹̖̖̱̙͊̋̐͠ͅá̶̞̲͌̋̐d̸̪̖̬̟͈̟̼̅̎͗n̮ͭͤ̋͑͑̀̚͞ͅe̸͐ͮ̚҉̳̻̞s̟̩̳͕̙̗̽͠s̳͇̭̘͔̿̾̇͊̋̃̍̓ͅ.̱̼͓̖̘̆̒̍ͣ

#oh my god

(via laneymaeve)